Cat-astrophe

Am I kicking myself for never discussing cats as a non-negotiable when on the path to marriage? Yes. Absolutely.

What was Mrs. Noah’s name and did she take a lot of Xanax?

I'll be dedicating my next glass of wine to animal care workers. And also the one after that. And the next.

Deer, raccoons, and other reasons why I have rescinded this year’s application for “Favorite Parent.”